Anonymous asked: i just sneezed and i think i shat myself but i'm too scared to check...i'm going to wait and see if there's any shit stank... if there is then i'll know my sins.

Thanks for sharing. I just watched the Hall Pass scene where that happens to a woman in a bath tub. It was disturbing but what’re you gonna do? Shit happens.

itscandidlycara:

Wait, let me back up.

Hi, my name is Cara and I’m a 21 year old woman. Every 28 days, give or take, I have a period. And it fucking sucks. Today, was one of those where I take from the 28 day cycle. I wasn’t due for another period for at least a week, but considering…

I have to agree with you. It’s pretty much become part of my morning routine, especially during mornings I have to work. I get up, drink my coffee, and take my morning shit. It’s important. If I get up too late, it doesn’t happen, and it throws off my whole routine and my entire day. 

It drives me crazy that people feel they can’t discuss their own bodily functions. It’s normal. That’s the way it is. We all do it. And now we’ve finally got a way to talk about it. :)

gregloizou:

I should make Public Service Announcements professionally. #astronaut #poop #PSA #trip (Taken with instagram)

karyotypography:

If anyone asks why I am drawing so much in the morning it’s because of this. Plus I have resorted to poop comics & I shouldn’t be allowed on the tablet anymore

HURRY UP JADE 

pdxpoops:

Oh poop….. :)