brrrrains:

home is where I can poop for however long I desire.

(via caterpillarrgirl-deactivated201)

gelfgirl:

well, the eyeball stud on my tongue ring fell off while I was eating mac n’ cheese and I swallowed it… it’ll be looking back at me the next time I take a dump.

watsername9227:

Our idea of how Dr. Seuss book should have been written.

derpdiderp:

(via derpdiderp-deactivated20130212)

readmyfacebook:

man’s best friend

danswigwam:

So I was on Yahoo Answers and this was under the related questions for some reason. I was intrigued.

Coffee always makes me poop if that’s helpful. 

(via danswigwam-deactivated20120723)

worklols:

I think Dr. Pooper would have been a better name for a septic company, but oh well.